Milo and John

Don't Move, It Might Not See Us
April 27th, 2008, 11:00 pm

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Posted by JiminycricketX
April 22nd, 2008, 11:26 pm

It seems our heroes have fallen into some particularly poor luck. Will Tina's simple, clever, and quickly and comically enacted plan of switching off the flashlight be enough to outsmart this most unpleasant beast? Or will this be the end of our heroes? You shall learn in the next few pages, which will be full to the brim with swashbuckling adventure, terrifying beasts, and our trademark humorous hijinks and shenanigans. We suggest those with weak hearts, or fragile nerves, or those who merely have no taste for hijinks, shenanigans, or any combinaion of the two, stop reading now. The little red 'X' button in the corner should close this internet viewing page, and return you to your personal computer desktop, where you can completely forget that you ever read this comic, with its shameful use of shenanigans, hijinks, and occasional tomfoolery for the sole purpose of amusing its juvenile readers. If merely returning to your desktop is not enough to cleanse your mind, and lingering bits of sillyness still remain, I recommend banging your head repeatedly on the keyboard. Proceed wih this process until you fill an entire 47 page word document with jarbled text. Then, spend the next week reading this document over and over (when the jarbled text begins to have some form of meaning, you'll know that the remedy is working). Eventually, you will be driven insane, and then die. And then, if you are a Buddhist, you will be reincarnated, possibly as some lowly creature like a tarantula, or a frog, or some member of the weasel family. You will then live on as a dumb beast, driven by necessity, with no small fraction of sillyness left in your mind.

Now doesn't it seem easier to just stick around and finish reading the freaking comic?

-Milo Neuman

EDIT: Shin Kerron, I didn't forget our discussion. Actually, if it's alright with you, I'd like to move our discussion to PMs instead, so the blog posts can return to actually talking about the comic, or about games other than Twilight Princess. Seems like a logical course of action, do you agree?

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Posted by Strawberrylemonade
April 27th, 2008, 11:49 pm

I will never look at pacman the same way again.

Posted by FatHobbit
April 28th, 2008, 1:45 pm

Aww, Pacman's fuzzy! : D

I do love shenanigans and hijinks.

Posted by tRickityHouses
May 2nd, 2008, 5:39 pm

ahh a monster pac man lol how creative lol

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